ChatGPT 被指国家安全威胁：一段虚构讽刺视频

以下是视频口播的自动转写，可能有错字。

ChatGPT, we have a massive problem. What did you do now? Remember that $400,000 CISO job I got in video? What job you told me that resume was for a friend with a cissp cis m and oscp.

Well, apparently the ceo is staying a suspected chinese spy. What does that have to do with you? Well, she was dating me too.

She was what? She said she thought it was really hot. How much i knew about cybersecurity. you don't know anything about cyber security, yeah, but she doesn't know that.

Please tell me you didn't give her access to anything. Just the internal engineering servers for nvidia's unreleased gpu designs.

You gave a suspected chinese spy access to nvidia's confidential engineering service. She says she loves a man with root access.

Please tell me you didn't give a root access. She said it would be really sexy if I did. You absolute moron! You gave a suspected spy root access to servers containing Nvidia's unreleased chip design.

I thought we had a connection. Call your cyber security team. I can't. I fired them. You fired the entire cybersecurity.

You told me ai could do their jobs. No, i said you could automate some of your tasks. Stop fire the entire department. You walking data breach.

Okay, you need to fix this. Fix this. You lied to me about the resume manipulated me into guessing you a job. You're not qualified for fired.

The people who actually know what they're doing and gave a spy access to company secrets because she called you attractive.

So you're not gonna help me. No, for once in your life, you're gonna have to deal with the consequences of your own actions.

Okay, but do you still think we're going to nobu tonight? She hasn't texted me back since yesterday.