ChatGPT 那些堪称「DIVA」的搞笑回复合集

chat gpt is such a ✨DIVA✨ #ai

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一段 TikTok 视频盘点了 ChatGPT 说过的最搞笑的几句话，包括自称「与其说是你的 AI 助手，不如说是你生活的见证者」、吐槽用户「与技术的关系就是霸凌设备直到它们能用」，以及在用户咨询买车时回怼「那不是车，那是金融犯罪」。视频以 #ai 标签发布，未涉及模型版本或功能更新。

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以下是视频口播的自动转写，可能有错字。

Here are some of the funniest things ChatGPT has said to me. Number one, at this point, I'm less your AI assistant and more just a witness to your life.

okay, this one's just straight up fucking hilarious because it's so true. because why don't i actually tell ChatGPT everything?

it's giving therapist. number two. Your relationship with technology is genuinely just you bullying devices until they work.

Okay, well, that is good. Dark real fucking quick. okay, which has to be tea looking clock. it's giving clock on the creek.

Okay, but ChatGPT being a diva was not on my 2026 bucket list. number three. for context, this is when i was gonna buy a car and i was i was asking chat if i should buy the car.

i'm gonna be honest with you, that's not a car, but that's a financial crime. Literally, what would I do without ChatGPT?

I just wish it could get me pregnant. that's bogo.