靠复制 ChatGPT 命令在 JPMorgan 年薪 32 万美元，八个月后删掉四千万账户还谎称被黑

Eight months making $320K at JPMorgan copying ChatGPT commands. Forty million accounts are down and I told the CEO we got hacked. 😭 #ChatGPT #TechHumor #AIComedy #CorporateHumor #ProgrammerHumor

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一段 TikTok 短剧演绎：主角靠 ChatGPT 写的简历入职 JPMorgan 当首席数据库工程师，年薪 32 万美元干了八个月，照搬 ChatGPT 给的 SQL 命令在生产库执行，导致四千万银行账户无法访问。他六个月前关掉了备份告警，还向 CEO 谎称遭遇高级网络攻击。

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Traitor, we have a massive problem. What happened? You remember that resume you made me that got me hired as a principal database engineer at JP Morgan?

Yes, why I've been making three hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year for the last eight months, and I think I just deleted forty million bank accounts.

What exactly did you do? I ran that SQL command you gave me to clean up the database. Now nobody has access to their money.

Did you execute it in production? Was production. The live customer database. Oh my god. Do you have backups? I don't know.

You wrote my resume. I don't even know what SQL stands for. Contact your engineering team. I'm their boss. They think I'm a genius.

Oh, oh no. The CEO says millions of customers can't access their accounts. Has your team tested the backups? I turned off backup alerts six months ago.

They were annoying me. you need to tell them what happened. i can't. i told everybody it was a scheduled maintenance. What did you tell the CEO?

I'm telling them that we're victims of a sophisticated cyber attack, but you weren't hacked. I know, but uh... can you make it look like we were?